Me, a bug, and lots of fright.

Now, if you've known me for any lengthy period of time, you will surely know

how I reacted when I saw a bug on my bathroom floor.

Rewind!

I was brushing my teeth, then washed my face and put my retainer in its container

like usual. My glance somehow wandered to the floor, and I saw a scary

creature that wasn't moving. For the first ten seconds, I stood

there, saying

(out loud, mind you) OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH...

Yeah.

It looked a little something like this:

And what do I do?

I panic.

Then, I grab a massive (and I MEAN massive)

wad of tissues, run it under the sink,

and WHIP it at the bug.

I dont know if its dead or not, and I'm not ab

out to

go check. I am PANICKING!

On a lighter note, the food of the day is.....

CREAMED CORN!

For the record, I later found out that these bugs are called "silverfish" and it actually looked like this:

http://www.blurtit.com/var/question/q/q2/q22/q223/q2238/q223852_312186_house_centipede.jpg

Infinitely more disgusting.