Lol! sO MUCH FUN TONITE WITH CAROLINE!!

Omg, tonight was HILARIOUS! Caroline W and I took turns writing a fantasy "Jacob Black Diary!"

Lol. If you have no idea wat I am talking about, well, this is one of the 10 that we made!

I wrote this one:
Dear Diary,
Today I spotted Alice in the woods. Now that might seem normal, but when you are a butt naked werewolf, it could get awkward. Since I was a homosexual now, it wasn’t a big deal for me, but from the appalled look on Alice’s face I could tell that I needed some clothes. Maybe I will steal some of Jaspers… DAMMIT I NEED TO GET A LIFE!!! …. Alas…. Just as I was about to get some of Jasper’s clothes, Edward walked up the stairs. OH NOES!! I snatched the clothes absentmindedly and hid in the closet. I don’t know why they have closets, I mean they could probably make it down to Port Angeles and steal some stuff… Oh well, I guess that’s not really my problem. I tried to turn around quietly, but my god dang wolfy tail got in the way and knocked Carlisle’s nail polish set off the shelf. Edward with his super-powered ears must have heard me because he ripped open the door to find me in his closet with a handful of Jasper’s tutus. Edward looked at me with his red eyes and then suddenly started laughing. I don’t know what could possibly be funny about a half naked werewolf in a closet holding man-tutus… well, maybe that’s just my homo-ish mind going crazy… Well, I have to go trick Esme into eating food…. MWAHHAHAHHA! Sorry, I have been practicing my evil laugh…
TOODLES!


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