In this article, you shouldnt even mildly care about what I am saying. But do read it anyways! :-)
(everything is true!!!!!)
In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.
Kermit the Frog is left-handed.
Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
An ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. You have been warned!
Over 2500 left handed people are killed each year, because they used products made for right handed people.
1 comment:
Omg you are so funny and i would hate to have a retarded name like gaylord....!!!
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